My teeth! They've stolen my teeth!

Some of these are JP's pictures, some of these are Katherine's and some of these are ours: if you have any of your own that you'd like to contribute, feel free to send them on in.

Welcome to our party... have a good time now... you must... no really... you must...

Comparing horns.

Blood!

Champaggin?; I didn't realise that you were such a coinasewer.

Drinking with Freddie... it's amazing how many people this costume freaked out.

Jam tarts.

Legs eleven.

Miaow!

Even more miaow! My wife wants a cat now.

... just lovely...

This is why we're all afraid of clowns...

Helen of Troy had nothing on this.

Zut alors!

Blood on Satan's claw.

Mummy and pussy-cat.

brains... brains... must have more brains...

ribbit

The party always moves to the kitchen

Call me... Ishmael.

The evil dead...

... the evil head.

Tired and wasted... very late indeed.

If Katherine's looking a bit bemused, she does have Eamonn's whole hand in her ear.

Ten green bottles.

Bod stripping.

Gráinne taking a dump on my couch... oh the baggage!

Mad hatter.

Book of evidence

Sharif don't like it

Conan, the librarian.

Tears before bedtime... not likely.

Witchfrog.

Ding dong, baby!

The glass is almost half empty... as in "almost on the floor."

Teeth.

Mid-smooch.

Communism: post-Chernobyl.

Clown and punishment.

Albert's girlfriend.

Mummy and pantyhead.

I feel this should be painted on the side of a B-17.

It takes some effort to fall over when you're lying down.

I feel this should be painted on the side of a Junkers Ju88.

The many faces of Fu-Bod-Chu.

Milkmaid.

There it was, our party, hope you had a marvellous time... you can't escape from it, you know.